From Amy Payne, the Foundry:
On Pennsylvania Avenue, right near the end, there lived a President who wanted to spend.
He knew spending meant power, so hour by hour, he thought up more spends from his Washington tower.
“I’ll spend without limits; I’ll spend without blame! Raising taxes to pay—that’s the name of the game.”

Down the street, though, a House filled with thriftier folk had a
budget to pass, or the country’d go broke. “We can’t spend all day;
we’ve got bills to pay! Let’s keep deficits and higher taxes away.”
Read the rest and laugh (or cry).
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